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HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

sexcake:

sexcake:

people always ask what new zealand is like and today i saw a little maori kid fight two boys for a 20 cent coin and i think that’s the most perfect explanation you’ll ever get

today i told the maori kid about this post and he started screaming racist at me and told me he’s getting the mongrel mob onto me…..

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

methlabrador:

POPULAR BRAND “TOYS R US” CHANGES NAME TO “TOYS R U” AND FINALLY “WE R ALL PLAYTHINGS IN THE EYES OF GOD”