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I'm kylie :) I'm 18, live in NJ, & I suck talking about myself... enjoy da blawg ☆

pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

I have mixed feelings about you

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

memewhore:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

Winning.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

basedgods-cold-hands:

basedgods-cold-hands:

shitty bro dudes getting salty about a girl not “taking care of herself” cause she got some vag stubble when they’re out here with dick and balls smelling like a freshly birthed velociraptor

arguably my best post

I can’t talk to my friends about my parents separation and it sucks so bad. Like im hurting TERRIBLY and I just cant reach out for them because they dont understand or just start talking about themselves. Like I don’t want anyone to relate to me because our situations are different. I just want someome to shut up, listen, and help me get through it.