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I'm kylie :) 18, NJ... enjoy da blawg ☆

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

not as bad as you couldve been 👍

primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

not as bad as you couldve been 👍

enemaroberts:

me: you’re so big

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him: that’s just the tip babe

me:

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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

dontwipe:

what is she doing with that pokeball

dontwipe:

what is she doing with that pokeball

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence