I'm kylie :) 18, NJ... enjoy da blawg ☆
"Are you a Sailor Scout?"
"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.
not as bad as you couldve been 👍
me: you’re so big
him: that’s just the tip babe
did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”
BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP
WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE
what is she doing with that pokeball
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence